Any good electrician jokes to lighten up the day?

[Hackson T]

Me and the guys have been knee deep in panels and conduit all week and especially today, so we figured we could use a little spark of humor and one of us started making jokes and... since I know I have a great community of electricians here, I decided why not put up this thread and lets see what y'all got. Drop your best (or worst) electrician jokes here

 

[hobbyhorse]

Q: Why are electricians always so calm?
A: Because they know how to conduct themselves.

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[ShockSurge]

What's an electrician's favorite type of music?

Heavy metal, with good grounding.